Newtons Laws of Egg Conservation


Abstract

Newton and his  famous chicken 'Beth'
Newton and his
famous chicken 'Beth'

Newton's technique of caluculating egg survival chances have doubled the survival rate of chicken in the past 200 years. Using his revolutionary reproduction factor k=(0.58) he was able to calculate the survival rate of every single chicken egg and was able to only eat those eggs that would not have survived, making Newton one of the wealthiest chicken farmers in his era.


Theory


  1. Basic survival Theorem

    1. Definitions: If only one egg exist, there has to be sufficent energy avavible to reproduce. This amount shall be called (E). The amount avavilbe in an egg shall be (EA).
    2. If the energy stored in an egg is < than (E), there can be no reproduction.
    3. If the energy stroed in an egg is = to (E), there will be a chance of x% for reproduction
    4. If the energy stored in an egg is y > than (E), there will be a chance of {(y*0.58)*x)}% of reproduction.

  2. Energy Calculation Theorem
    Fig A:An Egg
    Fig A:
    An Egg


    1. Assume the egg weights w gramm:
      1. If it is a white egg, (EA)=(14*w)
      2. If the egg is brownish, (EA)=(16*w)
      3. If the egg is yellow (EA) = (3*w) (yellow eggs have a very low chance of survival, they are classified as mortisovara


Example


Assume our hen, Biddy, has laid an egg, which weights 35 gramm and is of white color. To find its survival rate, we use:
Survival Rate:

--JohnsVolition 07:04, 16 Jul 2006 (W. Europe Daylight Time)

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